- Hey.... nice bible!!
- I would like to pray with you
- You know Jesus?! Me too!!
- God laid it heavy on my heart to talk to you
- I know a church where we cold go and talk...
- How about a hug.. Sister?
- Do you need help carrying your bible?... It looks heavy
- C'mon Christians don't shake hands. Christians gotta hug!
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
- What are your plans tonight? Feel like a bible study?
- The scriptures say "give to those who are thirsty and feed the hungry" How about dinner?
- Oh. You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.
- I was wondering whether you wanted to come over and watch the ten commandments tonight?
- Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
- Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot (?)
- Hey nice bracelet. What yould Jesus date? Oops, I mean "do"
- I was wondering, have you ever tried praying at a drive in move before?
- Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belong to me.
- You know they say that you have never really dated until you have dated a Christian....
stole this from: J-Dimension
i stole this from: J-Dimension
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